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Old 12-31-2003, 05:50 AM   #1
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Default Women Drivers

lol, this is great
this morning on the Expressway , I looked over to my left and there was a
woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her
rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple
seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still
working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the
confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the
steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into
the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important
Damn women drivers!!!!
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Old 12-31-2003, 09:25 AM   #2
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Just wondering, is this from a top gear episode? I remember jeremy talking about something similar to this.
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Old 12-31-2003, 05:07 PM   #3
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haha thats pretty funny, I can't stand it when people do that, cut into my lane the other day and made me have to go off ont he side of the road...really chapped me off but I got him back though so no worries!
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Old 12-31-2003, 06:55 PM   #4
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LMAO damn woman drivers lol
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