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Old 12-16-2003, 01:27 PM   #1
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* An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes
gas and says, "Seven Points."
*His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
*The old man replied, "It's fart football."
*A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."
*After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha.
I'm ahead 14 to 7."
*Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown,tie
score."
*Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal,
I lead 17 to 14."
*Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so
he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it
everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
*The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
*The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
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Old 12-16-2003, 02:54 PM   #2
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Old 12-16-2003, 05:30 PM   #4
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Those old men are craftly aren't they? LOL.
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Old 12-17-2003, 11:24 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by robruf
Those old men are craftly aren't they? LOL.
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Old 12-18-2003, 03:28 PM   #6
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