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Old 01-22-2007, 02:35 PM   #46
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I rather not think about my fav drinks at the moment, cause I can't drink anything for the next 5 months (6 months in total, already a month in it..)
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Old 01-22-2007, 03:07 PM   #47
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Mainly I drink wine, scotch, beer from time to time, and champagne to celebrate...
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Old 01-22-2007, 03:20 PM   #48
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Originally Posted by phatbimmer
Try Greygoose and Tonic and some 7up its good.
Dry Gin and Sprite/7up is really good too
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:19 PM   #49
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Originally Posted by dutchmasterflex
If you like Guiness and Bailey's, try an Irish Car Bomb.

Pour a half pint of Guiness, then make a shot of half baileys and half whiskey (preferably Jameson Irish Whiskey).

Drop the shot into the glass of Guiness and chug. Drink it quick or else it will start to curdle and get all nasty.

Tastes just like a chocolate milkshake
Ill try that one day, thanks for the tip!
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:26 PM   #50
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^ I highly recommend it

Also try a "Jager bomb"

Drop one shot of Jagermeister into a glass of Redbull, chug.
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:45 PM   #51
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^ OMG we might as well call this topic: 'Hello I'm a girly drinker'
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Old 01-22-2007, 05:28 PM   #52
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Yeah it's good.. Redbull and vodka (preferably Kettle One) is my #1 drink at the bars.. keeps me going till the early mornin' every time
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:21 PM   #53
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My uncle once told me about the "atomic bomb", whereby you pour a shot of vodka into a schooner of beer. Then there's the nuclear bomb, which is a shot of beer into a schooner of vodka!
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Old 01-23-2007, 02:15 AM   #54
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Beer:

Alexander Keiths
Bavaria (Holland)
Corona in the summer or when the $$$ is flowing
Stella Artois (same as above)
Moosehead dry ice (when the $$$ is def not flowing)

Hard stuff:

Bacardi Rum w/ diet pepsi lime
Ameretto w/ coke
Whiskey gingers.. or coke but prefer gingerale

Other than that pretty much anything i can get my hands on... also stick to the drink specials so if its shitty draft ill drink that.

I am not big on shots.. had a bad experience some years ago involving a bottle of tequlia and less than one hours time (i did split it)
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Old 01-23-2007, 04:38 AM   #55
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Hm I guess I have to say I like cocktails a lot, but no girly drinks. I hate girly drinks. I like beer.
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:30 AM   #56
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Gay people like girly drinks. I have gay friends who buy girly drinks all the time, for some reason.
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Old 01-23-2007, 08:21 AM   #57
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Originally Posted by Mattk
Gay people like girly drinks. I have gay friends who buy girly drinks all the time, for some reason.
And that surprises you?
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Old 01-23-2007, 10:11 AM   #58
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Originally Posted by Mattk
Gay people like girly drinks. I have gay friends who buy girly drinks all the time, for some reason.
Damn I'm so with you on this one! I hate girly-drink-drinkers.
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Old 01-23-2007, 10:19 AM   #59
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And that surprises you?
No.

I hate girly-drink-drinkers.
So you hate girls? So anti-social...
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Old 01-23-2007, 11:05 AM   #60
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I have very low tolerance to alcohol and I think it's great. I dont drink as much as other people to get that buzz. I sober up pretty quick. I have a virtual nil chance of killing my liver. I spend a fraction of the time and money others can. I can afford to buy the good stuff and still be able to have some left for a few days down the road.
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