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Old 01-14-2007, 11:08 AM   #46
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Originally Posted by Ronin005
actually not to long ago, maybe like a year ago here in some state they were trying to pass laws where oral sex was AGAINST the law!! I forget where exactly but it was something along those lines!!
Whenever there's some weird law like this, it has to be texas.
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Old 01-14-2007, 12:05 PM   #47
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Originally Posted by Shinigami
Originally Posted by Ronin005
actually not to long ago, maybe like a year ago here in some state they were trying to pass laws where oral sex was AGAINST the law!! I forget where exactly but it was something along those lines!!
Whenever there's some weird law like this, it has to be texas.
LOL!

Yep, just has to be Bush his state
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:11 AM   #48
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I toe this one girl ass up one day. She wanted it bad, so I went in like a soldier.

It was pretty nice IMO, but it is the truth that frequent anal sex to a woman can result in a loose ass. Actually enough of it, and when she gets older her anus (or whatever the thing is called) could effectivly "fall out"
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:41 PM   #49
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:50 PM   #50
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Originally Posted by Stoopie

hahahaha

anal sex has its fun and its place, the over use of the back door could maybe have problems if you are doing it at 40-60 years old. but when me and my ex had it i would want a few days and it would feel like the first time after it "tighted" back up.
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:54 PM   #51
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I bet David Hasselhoff did it anal with his Baywatch babes. No doubt!
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