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05-10-2005, 12:20 AM
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honda wigger clown car story
honda wigger clown car story
I think everyone here has wnated to do this to those pansy ass ricers
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05-10-2005, 12:53 AM
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ahahhahahahahhah!!! almost thought it was you writing the story there Z
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05-10-2005, 08:39 AM
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hahhaaaa I like it
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05-10-2005, 09:46 AM
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That was quite amusing...
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05-10-2005, 01:23 PM
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hahah, funny !! very funny, indeed amusing to read. I'd would have liked to see the pics of that car
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05-10-2005, 02:17 PM
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LOL...very entertaining. Just proves that rice is never an option.
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05-11-2005, 07:00 PM
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Im sure its not a true story but its still funny.
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05-12-2005, 12:21 AM
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LOL I hope it is a true story...
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05-12-2005, 12:41 AM
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"I knew the honda was slow, so i ignored him and brought it down right on the acuras bumper. I got within an inch of this terrified teenagers ass and popped on the high beams and gunned the motor. I mashed the gas i n third and was threatening to bump him. 90, 100, 110....
he couldnt get away from me. he waved for me to pass. hondtard was WAAAAY in the back.
The acura fag was scared, and beaten and he knew it. I pulled alongside.
I motioned for him to roll down his window. I screamed and pointed. He backed way off.
I stuck my finger in the air and screamed fuck you at acura tard, and dumped it, quickly accelerating to 130 MPH until they couldnt see my tailights any more.
Later that evening, as I told my fiancee this story ("your a juvenile asshole, you could have killed those kids and you are going to piss off the neighbors")
I heard two chainsaws idle up very slowly to my house. Holy shit. Its a drive by. These fuckers want to kill me.
A knock on the door.
I answer it, ready to beat some fake gangsta ass if I have to.
They want to see my car now. "Do you have noss?, is it a hemi?"
fags. get lost. "
"responsible adult"? Him? The person who wrote that deserves to get his ass kicked, provided that the story is true. Although lighting the tires up at 70 mph doesn't seem very plausible to me. He was tailgating a relatively new driver at 100+ mph and dares call himself a responsbile adult. :roll: :x
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05-12-2005, 12:56 AM
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Although lighting the tires up at 70 mph doesn't seem very plausible to me
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depending on what is done to the car it is possible for some muscle cars to do it.
as for the rest of your rant..stfu and enjoy the joke
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05-12-2005, 09:21 PM
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"the joke"? That's just a stupid story from an ignorant, idotic, immature, and most likely racist, asshole.
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05-12-2005, 09:39 PM
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fine, so you don't find it funny. no one asked for your opinion and i'm not going to argue with you, so why dont' you go antagonize RC45 and let everyone else laugh at the rice scene?
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