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10-10-2006, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Ronin005
also, this is a site where we can talk about anything,
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Yes, as you like to prove so often 
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10-10-2006, 07:14 AM
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Point is, it hurts giving it...
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It apparently hurts both ways, according to a gay friend of mine (who denies he's tried it and says he heard it from someone else, which I believe).
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10-10-2006, 09:03 AM
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/\/\/\ So you talk to your gay friends about taking it up the ass? sheeeeeaaaat.
I know gay people man, but never talk about that shit, more like "did you watch the game?" not "hey buddy whats it like taking it up the hoop from an old d00de?"
16% GAY? Are you sure?
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10-10-2006, 03:02 PM
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if a hot girl asked u, that means its not her first time so it shouldnt hurt. If its 1st time for a girl, she is obviously gonna have it tight... sorry to get graphical, but if she is scared, she will close the hole LOL!
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10-10-2006, 03:11 PM
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For french speaking people, she is a doctor and she like anal sex, she try to explain where it come from and what she does 
hxxp://www.chez.com/lapagedamelie/1.html
(replace hxxp by http )
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10-11-2006, 04:08 AM
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So you talk to your gay friends about taking it up the ass?
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No. He said it randomly during a debate about legalising BDSM. I forgot why he did.
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10-11-2006, 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattk
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So you talk to your gay friends about taking it up the ass?
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No. He said it randomly during a debate about legalising BDSM. I forgot why he did. |
your government tells you what you can and can't do in the bedroom? 
yet another reason not to move abroad
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10-11-2006, 06:50 AM
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your government tells you what you can and can't do in the bedroom?
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Well that's what he said. I'm not sure about the law. I don't practice BDSM so I don't care about it.
The topic was "This house believes people should be allowed to nail their sexual organs to planks".
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10-11-2006, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mattk
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your government tells you what you can and can't do in the bedroom?
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Well that's what he said. I'm not sure about the law. I don't practice BDSM so I don't care about it.
The topic was "This house believes people should be allowed to nail their sexual organs to planks". |
i wonder if it's just BDSM dungeons and professional dominatrixes and such are banned. That would make alot more sense bescause it's really really hard to enforce laws that deal with anything in the bedroom.
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10-11-2006, 02:08 PM
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Ill stick with the Pussy thank you 
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12-08-2006, 12:54 AM
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Hell yeah, I'd love to do it. If for nothing else, just to see what it's like.
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01-07-2007, 01:08 PM
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Anal sex is brill most times!a girls arse is a lot tighter than her pussy and it gives a feeling of pure filth! 
However it often takes a while to blag it into a relationship and you'll usually have to 'warm her up' by shagging her normally and getting her all turned on. Its actually very pleasurable for a girl, but because its a taboo subject and it hurts if you dont do it properly they usually dont like it.
Anal sex is great to spice up a relationship but unfortunately its not as good as the porn sometimes (u can get bits of shit on your knob, u feel a bit wrong if your not horny enough) and I'd never have a relationship wit :shock: h a girl who wanted it in the arse first time.
Filthy anal lovers unite!
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01-07-2007, 01:11 PM
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Filthy anal lovers unite!
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Thats harse coming from the expert
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01-14-2007, 10:21 AM
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i must have been drunk when i wrote this  ops:
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01-14-2007, 10:22 AM
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omg
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