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Old 07-02-2003, 09:11 PM   #1
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may or may not be new to you, but it's funny:


The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went
missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
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Old 07-02-2003, 09:26 PM   #2
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LOL, that is new to me. I betcha that is true though.
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Old 07-02-2003, 09:32 PM   #3
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lol good one
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Old 07-02-2003, 09:37 PM   #4
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LMAO,never heard that one b4
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