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Old 06-30-2003, 11:12 PM   #1
crazidude
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Default top ten golf things that sound dirty

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF AREN'T:
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk .
8. Bite, you c*&#sucker!
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but in golf isn't:
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:32 PM   #2
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
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