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Old 03-11-2006, 01:26 AM   #1
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HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.


WHAT HAPPENED?

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

He told Rael that:

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
"You mistook us for gods"
"We were at the origin of your main religions"
"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

THE MESSAGES

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.
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Old 03-11-2006, 01:47 AM   #2
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There you have it..

The stupidsist fucking post EVER on JW...

p.s. Think these yahoos will give the Scientoligists a run for their money?
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Old 03-11-2006, 01:48 AM   #3
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I am not sure proselytism is allowed here In fact I wouldn't like to see this site invaded by these people talking shit !
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Old 03-11-2006, 02:22 AM   #4
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What rubbish. Go away! :fist:

Hey, there are some pretty good emoticons here.
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Old 03-11-2006, 04:20 AM   #5
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Raelian1 ... do you know .... aliens live on this planet aswell .... one just crawled up your ass :roflmao
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:46 AM   #6
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If aliens existed, he'd be one of them.
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:56 AM   #7
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It's all true

Take me to your leader, RC 0X
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Old 03-11-2006, 09:36 AM   #8
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Dan?
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Old 03-11-2006, 09:47 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by RC45
There you have it..
hahaha
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Old 03-11-2006, 10:22 AM   #10
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LMFAO

just last night on the radio, people were talking about the raelians and how goofed they all are... and how after that faux cloning scandle disappeared, they 'dropped' off the map 0X
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Old 03-11-2006, 12:53 PM   #11
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Is he posting this on all forums? :shock:

Dan strikes again?
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Old 03-12-2006, 09:42 PM   #12
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luckily i had a spoon in my hand, so i shoved it up my ass cus if anyone is gonna cause me this much pain its gonna be me.
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Old 03-12-2006, 10:37 PM   #13
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Two days on I see Raelian has not made any more posts...

So he comes in, drops his bombshell, never to be heard of again...

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:roll:
leave the proselytism... it's a very very VERY stupid thing...
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Old 03-12-2006, 11:16 PM   #15
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Fuck me. I had to look that word up!

That's a pretty impressive command of the English language you have there, Antonio 8)

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