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12-07-2005, 10:59 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Have you a poem good sir?
The push toward the pull in time
two people standing, thinking their hearts mine;
leaving no room for the divine;
just troubled by some desired time
Hello we say with nervous pace
as we stare into each others grace;
shall we go down this road together then?
sure - you say - your names Ben?
yes, it was my parents musing - not a fan? is it amusing?
No you say - my name is Y
you saw my pic and almost died.
yes of course - I almost did - but here I am
so embrace my id.
I will perhaps - if you impress me much
you see I’m a foreigner with a different touch
I hope in time you’ll feel it too - or else have fun
with some other moo.
A moo? - I said - what the hell is that?
A big ugly girl dummy; good luck with that.
Jeeze I thought - this girl means business
You’re right young man - and don’t forget this
I’m not here to play games and that’s the truth
I stammered back - But what, I mean , I‘ve got it then -
Booze!!!.
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12-07-2005, 11:50 PM
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Location: Baltimore, Md
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my pocket rocket needs a socket.
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12-08-2005, 04:43 AM
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Location: Warsaw, Poland
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Mickey Mouse is in da house.
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