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01-19-2007, 01:45 AM
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I Fucked Jennifer Lopez
Yea I banged that Mexican broad.
Dave banged her right after me.
Vin never came to the party.
And Chuck couldnt get his penis to work as the size of Jennifers ass prevented Chuck's kicks from inflicting any damage on her womb.
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01-19-2007, 01:48 AM
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Was David there?
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01-19-2007, 01:48 AM
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WTF? This shit is getting out of hand.
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01-19-2007, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Was David there?
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Yes I was. That's he knows I am bigger than him.
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01-19-2007, 01:58 AM
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no this shit got out of hand before these 'clowns' got here...but their addition has just emphasized what has already happend....
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01-19-2007, 02:00 AM
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Re: I Fucked Jennifer Lopez
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Originally Posted by Paul Fucking Walker
Yea I banged that Mexican broad.
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Your still gay.
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01-19-2007, 02:03 AM
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Oh dear. We really don't need to know about Hollywood orgies.
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01-19-2007, 02:10 AM
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Re: I Fucked Jennifer Lopez
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Originally Posted by gigdy
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Originally Posted by Paul Fucking Walker
Yea I banged that Mexican broad.
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Your still gay. |
Your mother.
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01-19-2007, 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattk
Oh dear. We really don't need to know about Hollywood orgies.
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Are you 21? No. You are too young for this.
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01-19-2007, 02:45 AM
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What? I'm 18. I'm old enough for everything. 
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01-19-2007, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattk
What? I'm 18. I'm old enough for everything. |
Too right! 
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01-19-2007, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattk
What? I'm 18. I'm old enough for everything. |
u can't rent a car...
can't get alchohol is US
can't buy tobacco products in Canada
iamsurethere'smore, butthosearejusttheonesofthetopofmyhead
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01-19-2007, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Max Power
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Originally Posted by Mattk
What? I'm 18. I'm old enough for everything. |
u can't rent a car...
can't get alchohol is US
can't buy tobacco products in Canada
iamsurethere'smore, butthosearejusttheonesofthetopofmyhead |
Yeah but In holland:
15 to work
16 for smoking and buying tobacco
16 for alcohol up to 14.9%
18 for alcohol over 14,9%
18 for driving a car.
18 for buying drugs
18 for renting a car
18 to vote
Don't know about Australia
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01-19-2007, 07:20 AM
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In Australia, 18 is the magic age. Your new life begins. At that age you can buy hitherto unavailable things, like pornographic films (of which I have none) and alcohol (of which I have spent...a decent amount on ). You can get into places like nightclubs and strip clubs (only nightclubs for me). You can also vote and stand for elections (I haven't done either), although you can join a political party at 16. You can get a learner driver licence at 16, and your provisional 1 licence at 17. At 18 you can get your provisional 2 licence, which you keep for around 2 years before you go for your full licence.
So yeah, everything pretty much revolves around being 18.
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01-19-2007, 07:26 AM
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Did you do it safe paul or can we expect a Paul Fucking Walker Junior in about 9 months
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