13 Reasons a Handgun is Better Than a Woman

[GT-R_R34]

1) You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
2) You can trade a .44 for two .22's.
3) You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
4) If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
5) Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6) Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
7) A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
8) Handguns function normally every day of the month.
9) A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
10) A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
11) You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.
12) A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is.
13) A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are a "little fast on the trigger"...

[geekdiggy]

you've been digging up a lot of oldies lately

[SFDMALEX]

Originally Posted by geekdiggy you've been digging up a lot of oldies lately

THis is new for me.


Great one BTW.

[Junk2006]

that sucked

wow you are one negative piece of junk

[possessed_beaver]

Originally Posted by brembo Yeah whats up with the negative attitude guys, even if you have seen or heard something before doesnt mean everybody have. And even so why bother post some negative crap just to bring people that actually try to give us some jokes..... I enjoy it even if I have heard alot of this before, still I see no need in being a ass...

exacley happens with evrey second joke i have posted, and im pretty sick off it, i think the admins should pin a notice about this problem.

very good handgun jokes, is america big on the handgun culcture?