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Old 02-24-2004, 10:10 PM   #1
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Default 10 THINGS YOU'LL WISH YOU DIDN'T KNOW

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. (thats kinda cool )
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces
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Old 02-24-2004, 10:21 PM   #2
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Interesting indeed gotta be more careful with my workmates !!
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Old 02-24-2004, 10:37 PM   #3
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I really didn't want to know some of that stuff......
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Old 02-24-2004, 11:01 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by BADMIHAI
I really didn't want to know some of that stuff......
which is kinda what this thread is about isn't it?
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Old 02-24-2004, 11:03 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by geekdiggy
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I really didn't want to know some of that stuff......
which is kinda what this thread is about isn't it?

I thought it was about alcohol and drugs...and bad stuff :shock: :shock:
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Old 02-24-2004, 11:08 PM   #6
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I don't mind #5 too much depending on the girl I guess but overall that one is all good the others aren't very positive though but you have to accept some of it and I don't believe the Pubes in the food one though
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Old 02-25-2004, 12:36 AM   #7
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Im surprised that u shake more womens hands that have just masturbated than men...
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Old 02-25-2004, 02:47 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by BADMIHAI
Originally Posted by geekdiggy
Originally Posted by BADMIHAI
I really didn't want to know some of that stuff......
which is kinda what this thread is about isn't it?

I thought it was about alcohol and drugs...and bad stuff :shock: :shock:
dude.. drugs and alchol aren't bad stuff!!
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Old 02-25-2004, 03:11 AM   #9
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what do you know 1/2 litre of urine and 12 pubes
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Old 02-25-2004, 03:25 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by possessed_beaver

dude.. drugs and alchol aren't bad stuff!!
i second that
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Old 02-25-2004, 03:26 AM   #11
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That is some pretty nasty stuff. Where did you get all these statistics btw?
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Old 02-25-2004, 03:48 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by ben
what do you know 1/2 litre of urine and 12 pubes
well i will put it to you this way, i found it easier to get the pubes out of my theeth, than the urine out of my body!
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Old 02-25-2004, 02:46 PM   #13
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Some facts are truly scary. But I'm not quite sure about the truth in all of them. Nr 5 actually is kinda cool but i rally depends on who the women are 8)
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Old 02-26-2004, 11:45 AM   #14
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well, i am going to look at everything a bit different now i guess.
some of those things, wait, ALL of those things are pretty gross. i think it will give me a different perspective when these things come up.
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Old 02-26-2004, 11:50 AM   #15
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Oh man!! I suck!!
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