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Old 06-26-2006, 06:40 AM   #1
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Default If you had 60 billion dollars...

What would you do? Give it away to charity? Buy Ferrari, Lambo, Benz, Porsche, or any other car company? Pay off your country's national debt? Finance the cure to cancer? Go into space and live there?
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:42 AM   #2
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Donate some money to JW so i would be sure it would run forever ... buy every supercar ive drool at ... and yes some money to charity , a lot of investments would be cool to 8)
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:57 AM   #3
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I would also donate (to JW) a lot. It's not like I need 60 billion dollars. Give alot to relatives and others close to the family. Then I would by cars until I passed out
I would buy some houses here and there too and I nice luxury apartment for myself.
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:57 AM   #4
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hmmm...buy a shitload of real-estate.
then donate, then
buy:
audi rs6
audi s8
audi r10
lotus
lambo
porsche
then pay or buy my familys/friends cars/houses/bills.
then buy meself a bar!!!!!(this is key)
then buy you fuckers something while i vist around the world and meet you all.
damn i think i typed this is 25 seconds lol
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:28 AM   #5
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you gays.... I would buy 50 F1 V10 and make a competition for us in the circuit of my estate JWLAND ,with 5 mansions, and offcourse JW active members can stay the time they want for free.... Also would buy some Ducati MotoGP for the JW riders!! corpse, minacius, me etc.... and for those who cant get to drive or ride 20 or 30 forceDynamics ( http://www.force-dynamics.com/ )

all day racing eating and.... ok also would be full of babes!!!


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Old 06-26-2006, 10:34 AM   #6
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hummm I would build my own private race track and open a resort to hire cars to race them on my track, and I would give every JW member that has 50+ posts a special pass that they could hire as lot as cars as they would like for free instead of paying. then i'll buy a big mansion, pay my family and friends, put alot on the bank to be sure I always will have money. give some to charity and organisations for people and animals, the rest i'll spent on buying ferrari's, lambo's, porsche's and all other exotics on my second own private track. and boost some more money into jw
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:53 AM   #7
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well, I'd probably buy about 50 cars. Old, new.

Build somekind of a test track, with prooving grounds and all.
I'd start, or at least try to start a totaly international car magazine and I would involve some of the JW members...

Id get a house in New Jersey ( Esplanade ), and a flat in NYC, and some other places.

The forst thing I would do, is buy myself a new pair of basketball shoes....and a basketball court.

And I'd take care of my family and friends which also means, that lot's of JW members would be driving around in lambos, ferraris, etc.... 8)

ok, back to work
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:58 AM   #8
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i'd by some cars some .. and invest in some real estarte stuff ..... start a business etc etc ..
i donno ..
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:24 AM   #9
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^^ im sure hell ask 120 billion for tht .... then call his lawyers and sue your ass off for another 120 billion
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:30 AM   #10
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The funny things is that all of the people who have said that they would buy cars and give them away and basically squander it, wouldn't. It's easy to say what you would do, but if you actually had the $60 Billion in the first place you would not do they things listed.
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:12 PM   #11
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Cars houses and condos and cars.
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:17 PM   #12
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give away 59 billion, because 1 billion can supply me with all the cars that I want

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Old 06-26-2006, 03:30 PM   #13
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I'd curl one out on my HR departments desk
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:54 PM   #14
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I'd buy a couple nuclear submarines and pay some "friends" in Belgium and Holland a visit






awwww.. you know I love you guys... in a plutonic "I'd never actually nuke you" kind of way of course...
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:58 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by RC45
I'd buy a couple nuclear submarines and pay some "friends" in Belgium and Holland a visit


awwww.. you know I love you guys... in a plutonic "I'd never actually nuke you" kind of way of course...
I'm sure you'd crash them even before getting out on open sea
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