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Mopsdrops · 06-23-2006, 03:53 PM

Humm, I was thinking. It would be nice to all share some nice citates

- Death smiles at us all, all a men can do is smile back

- You don't stop playing because you get old, you get old because you stop playing

- If everything seems under control, you just aren't going fast enough

- It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning

I know, most of them are from users their signature. My inspiration sucks

blinkmeat · 06-23-2006, 04:01 PM

Observe constantly that all things take place by change, and accustom thyself to consider that the nature of the Universe loves nothing so much as to change the things which are, and to make new things like them.

~Marcus Aurelius

MartijnGizmo · 06-23-2006, 04:22 PM

My dad has this smart oneliners on an almost daily base. But I think the essence will be lost in translation.

r2r · 06-23-2006, 11:15 PM

I like this topic.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!"

T-Bird · 06-23-2006, 11:20 PM

"God is dead and we are all alone"
"All the pretty women are married, all the handsome men are gay... Will you survive?"

blinkmeat · 06-23-2006, 11:22 PM

I'm not a girl, I'm a guy you know? But at the same time, I tell ya how you can solve this abortion issue right now. Ready? Those unwanted babies that single moms leave in alleys and in dumpsters? Leave about 12 of those on the steps of The Supreme Court. This is over. Like that. "You guys said we had to have them? Then you guys...FUCKING RAISE 'EM." "Raise 'em then, you fucking fuck raise 'em. YOU raise 'em. You said I had to have it? Then it's yours. Fuck. It's yours..Take it"

- Bill Hicks, In Humor/Bill Hicks

And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create republicans."

- Bill Hicks, In Drugs/Marijuana

f you don't think drugs have done good things for us then take all of your records,tapes and CD's and burn them.

- Bill Hicks, In Humor/Bill Hicks

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

- Bill Hicks, In Drugs/Marijuana

Global Warming · 06-23-2006, 11:24 PM

LONGEVITY

n. Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

- AMBROSE BIERCE (The Devil's Dictionary)

MIHALS · 06-23-2006, 11:28 PM

Your mother should have swallowed you!

*Ronin*

ldin · 06-24-2006, 09:30 AM

"i love heaven" I Divine Intervention..If you block your dreams, you allowed fear to become bigger than faith"- my cousin who passed away in may 19th 2000. my dad found a peice of paper with that written on it. just like that verbatim.

ZfrkS62 · 06-24-2006, 12:33 PM

why put the gun to your head if you're already dead? - Deron Miller, CKY

blinkmeat · 06-24-2006, 12:59 PM

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

~Ozzy Osbourne

Z3uS · 06-24-2006, 02:58 PM

You don't win second place, you lose first.

autohabit · 06-25-2006, 05:03 PM

Life is like a penis: when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's hard you get f****d.

Overheard in a bar: Man: "Hey, Baby, I'd sure like to get in your pants!" Woman: "No, thanks, I've already got one ass-hole in there now."

I'm an atheist, thank God!

bmagni · 06-25-2006, 05:29 PM

i love this little poem

"It will be a hard life,
one without reward, wihtout remorse, without regret.
A path will be placed before you
the choice is yours alone
do what you think you cannot do.
Iit will be a hard life, but you will find out who you are"

TopGearNL · 06-25-2006, 05:40 PM

''There are no perfect people, only perfect intentions''

''Everything good is bad, and everything bad is good''