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Old 05-06-2004, 12:26 PM   #1
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A Lord and Lady are off to the ball. They know that they will
not be back until late so they tell their butler that he can
have the rest of the night off.

Later in the evening, the Lady tells her husband that she is
not feeling so good and wants to go home. The Lord has a
number of business contacts to talk to so the Lady goes home
on her own.

When she gets home she sees the butler lying on the sofa. She
goes and sits down next to him. She whispers to him, "I want
you to take my dress off."

The butler does as he's commanded.

"I want you to take my stockings off."

Again, he complies.

"I want you to take my bra off."

He unhooks her bra.

"I want you to take my panties off......."

After this is done, the Lady exclaims,

"And if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I will fire
your ass!"
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:42 PM   #2
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had the title not given this one away it might have been less predictable and therefore funny.

way too kill a potentially good joke
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Old 05-09-2004, 06:30 AM   #3
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Originally Posted by geekdiggy
had the title not given this one away it might have been less predictable and therefore funny.

way too kill a potentially good joke
Have to agree with geekdiggy
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Old 05-09-2004, 06:03 PM   #4
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hehehe good one! very nice..
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