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Old 04-13-2006, 07:19 PM   #16
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cops are dumb ..... give them a couple of donuts and they'll walk away .. lol

stop spamming and start confessing
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Old 04-13-2006, 07:44 PM   #17
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:32 PM   #18
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^^^ WTF
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:33 PM   #19
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I have done 130mph in a 55mph. on a highway with no traffic, well maybe just one.
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Old 04-13-2006, 11:09 PM   #20
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um...

i was at 4,800 rpm in top gear once (for about 40 minutes) ; but i was only going 5mph according to my speedo
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Old 04-14-2006, 01:35 AM   #21
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Originally Posted by thenumber1
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Happened on a UK Ferrari forum - bloody coppers! :roll:
Using what proof after the fact to prosecute?
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Old 04-14-2006, 02:03 AM   #22
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I once went 61kmh in a 60kmh zone......and I've regretted it ever since. ops:

I've been taking my car on red dirt gravel roads for some rally driving lately, and since there are no posted speed limits I can go as fast as I want.
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:11 AM   #23
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Originally Posted by RC45
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Happened on a UK Ferrari forum - bloody coppers! :roll:
Using what proof after the fact to prosecute?
Well all i know is that the coppers got in touch - i don't know what they did after that :bah:

Not a lot probably, but its best to avoid police attention IMO
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Old 04-14-2006, 08:57 AM   #24
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Originally Posted by thenumber1
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Happened on a UK Ferrari forum - bloody coppers! :roll:
Using what proof after the fact to prosecute?
Well all i know is that the coppers got in touch - i don't know what they did after that :bah:
Digital photos (which I assume they were having been put on a forum) are not submissible evidence in the UK.

However, by bragging about his speed (whatever it was) the guy has incriminated himself and no doubt the 'old bill' got in touch to let him know they would be keeping a close eye on him.
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Old 04-14-2006, 08:59 AM   #25
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ok so if I admit right here and now that I did 2xxkmh last week on the roads near Sth Dandalup will I get in trouble with the cops?
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Old 04-14-2006, 09:01 AM   #26
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^^ not as long as you have a six pac of donutts
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