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Old 10-20-2003, 11:41 PM   #1
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There was a city cop sitting on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his shiny, new bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" Yep," the little boy said. "He sure did!" The cop looked the bike over, and handed the little boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there, sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.
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Old 10-21-2003, 02:26 AM   #2
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Good Stuff
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Old 10-21-2003, 02:39 AM   #3
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i like that much like this one

(not trying to offend anyone)

Whats the difference between and Porcupine and a ferrari.

with a Porcupine the pricks are on the out side.
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Old 10-22-2003, 12:00 AM   #4
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Old 10-22-2003, 08:00 PM   #5
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ah that one cheers me up. i got my first ticket today so im kinda pissed.
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Old 10-23-2003, 10:34 AM   #6
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Whats the difference between and Porcupine and a ferrari.

with a Porcupine the pricks are on the out side.
lol...Jabba drives a Ferrari

BTW: The joke was good!
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Old 10-23-2003, 04:37 PM   #7
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lol, that was a good one
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Old 11-16-2003, 03:37 PM   #8
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What a mouth on these kids these days.
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