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Old 10-01-2003, 07:46 AM   #1
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Default Irishman Falling Down

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender
finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up
to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more
time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some
fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he
stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4
blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and
again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and
into his bedroom.

When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This
time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell
right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the
pillow.

He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him,
shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!"

"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent
look.

"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."
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Old 11-15-2003, 04:00 PM   #2
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That is so funny, LO.
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Old 11-16-2003, 02:14 AM   #3
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Good One. lol
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