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BADMIHAI · 10-02-2003, 07:43 AM

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later,
"Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of
water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes
later... "Da-aaad...." "What??" "I'm Thirsty!Can I have a drink
of water?" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank
you!" Five minutes later......"DAAAA-AAAAD......" "WHAT!!" "When
you come in to spank me...can you bring a drink of water?"

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One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was
tucking a small boy into bed. As she was about to turn off the
light he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you
sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a
reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said " I have to sleep in
Daddy;s room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky
little voice: "The big sissy."

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During the Sunday morning service all the children were invited
to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly
pretty dress, and as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and
said "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?" The
little girl replied, directly into the pastors clip-on
microphone, "Yes, and my mommy says it's a bitch to iron."

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Finding one of her students making faces at the others on the
playground, Mrs. Smith stopped quickly to reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I
was told tha if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and it would
stay like that." Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Mrs. Smith,
you can't say you weren't warned."

suqish76 · 10-02-2003, 12:08 PM

HAHAHA i love the last one

hemi_fan · 10-02-2003, 03:48 PM

lmao, yea. I wish i'd thought of the last one in elementary school.

gmd97 · 10-06-2003, 02:25 AM

lol. the last ones brilliant.

robruf · 11-15-2003, 04:47 PM

THE last one is super.

cho_888 · 11-15-2003, 07:34 PM

i got one.

two young boys decide one morning that it is time they start swearing.
So when the oldest of the two boys goes down to breakfast, his mum says "what do you want for breakfast" The boy replied "i'll have fucking co-co pops" at this very moment the mother picked up the boy spanked him, sent him to his room and punished him beyound beliefe.

Then when the mother retured to teh kitchen she asked the younger boy "what do you want for breakfast?" he replied "i dont know but i sure dont want fucking co-co pops.