Go Back   Sports Car Forum - MotorWorld.net > General Discussion > Jokes and Humour

Jokes and Humour Got a joke, funny picture or video to share? Post it here



Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-08-2005, 03:48 AM   #1
Neutrino
Regular User
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Provo, Utah USA
Posts: 51
Default 2 old ladies...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.


Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand
she prefers.

"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
Neutrino is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2005, 03:53 AM   #2
Caplax40
Regular User
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Boise, ID USA
Posts: 508
Default

Hmmm you Mormons sure do know a good joke or two!
Caplax40 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2005, 04:30 AM   #3
DOXI
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

LOL !
  Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2005, 05:41 AM   #4
23790554
Regular User
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 520
Default

this is a very big turn off for me
__________________
lier, lier, pants on fire
23790554 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2005, 08:14 AM   #5
1zippo1
Regular User
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Belgium
Posts: 1,668
Default

great joke !!
1zippo1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2005, 12:02 PM   #6
TransAm
Regular User
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Solihull, UK
Posts: 2,766
Default

Originally Posted by 23790554
this is a very big turn off for me
It had quite the opposite effect on me...




... j/k but I don't think it was meant to turn you on in the first place dude!
__________________
Current: 2008 BMW 118d SE, 2002 Honda S2000, 2007 Honda CBR600RR

Previous: 2003 Z4 3.0i SMG, 1995 Aprilia RS250
TransAm is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump