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Old 12-30-2004, 12:14 PM   #1
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I was browsing the autotrader and I couldn't help noticing this description.

Now don't get me wrong, it wasn't a bad car in it's day, but some people will say anything to sell a car!

http://tinyurl.com/598et
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Old 12-30-2004, 01:24 PM   #2
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LOL - I am not sure whether Vette fans should be insulted or flattered... heehe
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Old 12-30-2004, 02:20 PM   #3
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hehehe, kinda quaint really...
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Old 12-31-2004, 12:08 AM   #4
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::spits out beer in fit of sudden laughter::

dammit!! what a waste beer....

and that is a load of blasphemous crap

*edit* sent my g/f the link...her response: (keep in mind she is not a gearhead in the least )

Raven: stupid prelude guy
Raven: he not getting $5900 for car
Raven: spent $3000 but for $5900 = i make car nice but you're paying me for it
Raven: and it NOT like a vette
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Old 12-31-2004, 12:22 AM   #5
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Funniest thing I heard today.
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Old 12-31-2004, 12:32 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by brembo
I cant understand why he want to put in anything about vettes when he is trying to sell a reliable car as hondas are.....damn moron.... :roll:
I know you're just toying with us Brembo, but he was comparing it from a sports/performance point of view. He'd have better spent his words pointing out the Honda reputation for reliability, sure. But he didn't...To be polite, if the guy worked in Marketing in my company, I'd be selling my shares already.

To my knowledge, Vettes (and Camaros and Firebirds) are actually pretty reliable, treated and maintained correctly. In my two years of driving in the US I've only seen one Vette at the side of the road. Funnily enough it was yesterday and the Vette was a late 70's/early 80's model (might have just run out of petrol, who knows?)
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Old 12-31-2004, 12:49 AM   #7
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Oh my god... It gets worse...Rice alert

http://tinyurl.com/44pwg

"I sooped up the RSX to the fullest, it has reached the maximum limit. " Well thank the Lord for that, at least it cannot possibly get any worse.

Just look at the list of weight enhancing mods! :roll:

Note: it is the 'base' 160HP version and an automatic too
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Old 12-31-2004, 12:59 AM   #8
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:roll: <----understatement of the MILLENIUM
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Old 12-31-2004, 02:19 AM   #9
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WTF Is it with this shit

OEM SIDE SKIRTS
OEM SPARK PLUGS
OEM FUEL INJECTOR



Seriously what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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Old 12-31-2004, 02:21 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by SFDMALEX
WTF Is it with this shit

OEM SIDE SKIRTS
OEM SPARK PLUGS
OEM FUEL INJECTOR



Seriously what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
I guess he modded it with stock parts - that way he got the best value for his money.. ehehe :roll:
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Old 12-31-2004, 02:33 AM   #11
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Who knows what he is on about. Maybe he meant JDM instead of OEM.

I didn't read the text in detail, other than seeing a long list of mods. I was crawling around on the floor with laughter at the 'it has reached the maximum limit' comment. I mean, I feel like a bit of a c**t posting these poor peoples' adverts but I just had to share this one. It almost deserved it's own thread.

Hmm. sig change coming up!

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Old 12-31-2004, 02:49 AM   #12
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So that's the limit of an RSX huh?
I feel sorry for those Japanese companies that make insane ones.

And the Corvette comment reminds me of this dipshit in my Brakes class over the summer that said he was going to make his stock Automatic Neon handle like a new Corvette for way less.
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Old 12-31-2004, 02:53 AM   #13
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hey ive got one just the same as that... (gotta have something that can be left in dodgy areas!)
and they're a great car for their age. really, really good car...
...but not a corvette by any stretch of the imagination what a laugh!
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Old 12-31-2004, 03:59 AM   #14
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The guys got a point there
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Old 12-31-2004, 06:11 AM   #15
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LOL!

A "light up shift knob" is pretty pathetic in its own right, but on a car with an auto box it's even worse....
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