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11-27-2004, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by stradale
In cars:
- Mercedes will launch yet another 52 new AMG versions of its cars. Only improvement: traction control warning lights will be further developed to make them last longer.
- Mitsubishi and Subaru will make up an entirely new alphabet to name different versions of their most powerful road going rally cars, since they've run out of symbols.
- Seat will rename its top of the line models again, as a result of which you can't figure out which of the fancy named models has a diesel engine or a proper unit under the bonnet.
- Ford's new Mustang will sell like hotcakes and following up on that Ford will fit the rest of its range with a live rear axle as well. Welcome back to days gone by!
- Lancia will design more fantastic cars that can save it from going bust. All in vain, because Fiat, in its infinite wisdom, will cancel them all.
- Opel/Vauxhall will discontinue the Speedster/VX220 model, as building and selling exciting and good looking cars that handle like a dream is too much of a distraction from its core business.
- Smart will launch an even bigger car. It wants to take on the BMW 5 series with a funky car that has interchangable body panels in bright, happy colours.
It's going to be a great year!
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11-27-2004, 01:22 PM
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In JW:
- TT will reach the 30000 posts mark.
- Jabba will spend his weekends in another proyect just like his "freeze your computer and house"
- The "how to d/l videos" forum will reach the 500 topics asking the same thing.
- Someone will form a new cult based on the person of JC and his ideas.
In F1:
- Ferrari will be the champion....again by winning at least 10 races of the season
- Minardi or another small team won't attend one or two races because of money
- Bernie will have another stupid idea for F1: how about three-wheelers?
- The FIA will complain about the speeds in F1 and say: an engine must last an entire season.
In car industry:
- MB cars will have more cheap interiors, less reliable, etc. and the germans will blame the americans
- Another big, luxury car maker will put in market a small hatchback, a smart clone, and/or will try to grab a bite at the mini's share
- Subaru and Mitsu will put even more ridiculous names to their special edition cars: "Impreza wrx frq 412xyz I'm a ricer,lance armstrong special edition "
- Rice will be more popular and wings in civics are getting bigger and bigger.
World & politics:
- USA will have another color for their terrorist scale, between the orange and red.
- The euro will be the new currency for the world, bye bye usa dollar.
- More killings around the world.
- Other country will be invaded for "security reasons" (yeah, and the oil???)
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11-27-2004, 03:30 PM
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I will only do F1 and I predict that Honda will IMPROVE VASTLY with Sato and Button. But there is word that both are off to another team?
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11-27-2004, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by antonioledesma
- Subaru and Mitsu will put even more ridiculous names to their special edition cars: "Impreza wrx frq 412xyz I'm a ricer,lance armstrong special edition "
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very very funny
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11-27-2004, 08:06 PM
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In Iraq,
More people will die this year (in Iraq for both sides) then at the time of the "war"
I had to say it
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11-28-2004, 01:40 AM
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lol some people have imagination. This should be placed in Jokes section!
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11-28-2004, 02:45 AM
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ok, my predictions for 2005!
Aston martin will refuse to fix any of the problems with the new Vanquish S, claiming that british sports cars are supposed to break down all the time... and people will still buy them.
Ford announces production of a new supercar
GM announces that after the accidental release of their photo, they will re-engineer the car to be a v6 4 door FWD car to replace the impala, since the impala no longer seems sporty.
Chrysler comes 'out' and says they are really just 'Daimler Benz USA' now, and fire half their american staff... as a result, TC, and SC become impossible to turn off in all Chrysler vehicles... and the SRT-10 viper makes a name change to SL-AMG-10.
MPAA make motion to cancel the Internet, RIAA backs this move. Al Gore promptly invents Internet 3.... which is quickly outlawed leaving only Internet 2 and Internets.
Ferrari start racing, and Winning in GT class La Manns, using technology inspired from their F1 experience. Barrichello nearly grabs the F1 title from MS. lap times change minisculely.
Audi kills BMW and Mercedes again in the HP wars... HP wars continue unabated for a few more years.
Halo 2 becomes the leading cause of Divorce, starvation,carpel tunnel, and ruptured bladders. gamers sue microsoft, and bungie in class action law suite.
hockey returns
Ukrainian elections are decided
Russia erupts in vodka binge after breakfast
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11-29-2004, 09:58 AM
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I Predicts:
BMC will start producing a Mini Pick-up shell again
BMW will finish second in F1, after Ferrari
Audi will win Le Mans with the same car again....
BMW will produce more cars than Daimler-Chrysler
The first german sedan with more hp than the Enzo will be annonced
Bugatti will delay the Veyron even more because of problems with the gearbox
And i will win 20 mio. in Lotto and pass the 300 km/h mark
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11-29-2004, 10:26 AM
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i like the german one lol sedans with over 600 hp? u got a big v 12 and you cant even leave it normally aspirated?? please so pathetic
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11-29-2004, 03:54 PM
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F1:
Ferrari gets relegated down to a 3.0L 300HP 4 cylinder engine. everyone else stays current...Schumi still annihilates the field...ron dennis will subsequently expose Scumi's secret..HE IS A ROBOT!!! and then build a Kimi and JPM robot to counter riots will ensue and a humilliated max mosley will turn the FIA over to Bernie.
Cars:
Mercedes will buy out VW, BMW will still destroy them in Customer Satisfaction and overall reliability
Chevy will sue RC45 over the spy pics...and subsequently lose the biggest countersuit in US legal history. RC will take over GM and distrbute C6 Z06s to every elite JW member in a limited edition 5.7 Liter V10 form
Honda will sell all new Civics with a Rice Package, complete with blender muffler, airplane wing and cheap adjustable coil overs pre-set at the lowest thread.
JW:
TT will end up being single because he spends more time on his computer than his girlfriend, thus surpassing the 45,000 post mark
Noobs will be required to complete a JW tutorial before making their first post. despite the new measure the How to Download forum will still double in size.
Music/Porn:
Britney will get into a catfight with J.Lo, Jessica Simpson, and Christina, all participants will end up nude by the end of the fight. The video will flood the net within 30 seconds
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11-29-2004, 04:29 PM
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^^^^^^^ lol that could really happen lets do it, that or TVR.
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12-01-2004, 04:32 PM
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if just 10% of these things ends of being right, we are in for a very fun year
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Cooper S head
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BMW 325i; M-tech II
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12-01-2004, 06:05 PM
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cars:
-toyota will release more hybrids and donate more parts for the upcoming lotus esprit
-vw attempts to make a more affordable phaeton based on the passat platfrom.
-ford will retro-style more cars and trucks in there line up after the success of the GT40 and mustang.
-mazda will revive the rx7 after the success of the rx8
-more new car brands will come out from korea
-Bugatti Veyron gets surpassed after its initial release and years in the drawing board
economy:
-coke and pepsi will add more varieties in their line up
ie. vailla, lemon twist, berry, blue, cherry, c2 coke/pepsi
technology
-after much delay ,gran turismo 4 will be released as the last game for PS2
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12-01-2004, 09:30 PM
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Cars
- The F430 will be the sportscar of the year
- The new 3 series will sell well and people will like it
- The replacement of the 575 will be announced
- We wont get the Enzo lap time at the Ring
- We'll get some official info of the new M3
Movies/Hollywod
- Episode III will be one of the best movies in the year
- Britney will get divorced
- King Kong wont be that great
- A whole bunch of Star Wars toys will be released again and its gonna make more crazy
F1
- Same story
- Montoya and Villeneuve wont do anything special
- The creation "3rd" F1 might be announced by the important teams (the "2nd" is the A1 for those of u who dont know)
Sports
- Juventus will win the serie A and the Champions League
- Boston won't win again for the next 80 years or so
and i wont get into politics
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12-02-2004, 06:00 AM
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World & Politics:
-The US economy will collapse, if not in 2005 then in the following year...(hopefully)
-Another war from Bush in the name of "Peace"...maybe Syria or Iran....(Iran also
has oil, and of course a lot of Biological Weapons.... )
-More suicide attack aginst the US military and the israelis..... :roll:
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