ice cream

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A man walks into a ice cream parlor and orders a scoop of Chocolate and a scoop of vanilla. The clerk tells him, "I'm sorry sir we’re all out of chocolate you’ll have to order something different.

The man then says, "Okay, I’ll have a scoop of chocolate and a scoop of strawberry."

The clerk is trying to stay calm tells him again they’re out of chocolate. The man thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I’ll have a scoop of chocolate and a scoop of tooti-fruiti."

At this point the clerk loses it. "Sir can you spell the van in vanilla?"

He says, "Yeah, V-A-N."

"Can you spell the straw in strawberry?"

"S-T-R-A-W."

"Okay can you spell the fuck in chocolate?"

The man stops and scratches his head. "Hey there ain’t no fuck in chocolate."

"Sir, that’s exactly what I’ve been trying to tell you."