How Shit Happens
Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate Life,
Chapter 1 , Verses 1-15:
1. In the beginning there was the Plan.
2. And then came the Assumptions.
3. And the Assumptions were without form.
4. And the Plan was without Substance.
5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It
is a crock of shit and it stinks."
7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and
said, "It is a crock of dung and we cannot live with
the smell."
8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers
saying, "It is a container of organic waste, and it is
very strong, such that none may abide by it."
9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its
strength."
10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying
to one another, "It contains that which aids plant
growth, and it is very strong."
11. And the directors went to the Vice Presidents,
saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very
powerful."
12. And the Vice Presidents went to the President,
saying unto him, "It has very powerful effects."
13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw
that it was good.
14. And the Plan became Policy.
15. And that is how shit happens.
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