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Old 04-05-2004, 05:24 PM   #1
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Franck decide of going to hunting the bear. He prepares and takes the advice of some people. He is camouflaged and put in the search of a bear. At the end of a few days, he finds the den of a bear. He tapit and waits. As soon as the bear appears, he points its rifle and draws. Then he raised and does not see the bear. Suddenly someone slapes him on the shoulder ; he turned over: it's the bear that precipitates on him, turns him over ... and rape him.
After one month of hospital, he decides to take its revenge, he returns to hunting but , this time, with a bazooka. As soon as the bear leaves its home, he draws. Smoke dissipates and... no bear. One more time someone slapes him on the shoulder: the bear throws on him and still rape him again...
After two month of hospital, mortified he returns, but this time with a bomb. He prepares the all stuff, wait and as soon the bear appear made it explodes ... The smoke disspear and ...... no bear ... someone slapes him on the shoulder !! He returns, horrified , and then the bear asked him : "Wouldn't you be gay ?"
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Old 04-05-2004, 06:14 PM   #2
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I think the joke must have got lost in the translation
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Old 04-06-2004, 04:01 PM   #3
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WTF does that mean?
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