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Old 06-30-2003, 11:09 PM   #1
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Default ages of women

1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.

2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.

3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.

4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.

5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn?
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Old 03-16-2004, 08:34 PM   #2
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that was pretty racist
don't you think
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Old 03-16-2004, 08:38 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by Junk2006
that was pretty racist
don't you think
it wasn't really, it was maily talking about the geography
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Old 03-16-2004, 08:46 PM   #4
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I don't see nothing racist in that. Ok maybe not many of our members from down under will apprecite the last line, but it's just an innocent joke
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Old 03-16-2004, 09:40 PM   #5
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Default Re: ages of women

Originally Posted by crazidude
1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.

in this day in age, that's false information
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Old 03-17-2004, 02:25 AM   #6
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hey dude,

who is the girl in the middle on your sig?
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Old 03-17-2004, 09:23 AM   #7
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hahahaha funny,
until u see the fine hotties in australia!
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Old 03-17-2004, 09:28 AM   #8
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Hahaha, mmm, lets go down there and explore Australia. 8)

Hey guys, you know once a teacher of mine said, she told us that australian
ppl are unfriendly, thieves,etc,...because it used to be a sort of prison long time ago.
Stupid bitch, she's a teacher, can't talk that way. DAMN teachers
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Old 03-17-2004, 09:41 AM   #9
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australia use 2 be full of convicts, but i think we have moved on alot since then, no where near as much crime as amsterdamn or south africa,

but we have second highest car theft's behind england!!!
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Old 03-17-2004, 09:44 AM   #10
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but we have second highest car theft's behind england!!!
Damn, England is first!!!
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Old 03-19-2004, 01:29 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by Junk2006
that was pretty racist
don't you think
that was pretty pointless - don't you think?
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Old 03-21-2004, 02:52 PM   #12
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but we have second highest car theft's behind england!!!
Actually, South Africa has the world's highest car theft numbers.
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Old 03-22-2004, 07:54 AM   #13
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ask an Aussie what the map of Tasmania is
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Old 03-22-2004, 08:00 AM   #14
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that was pretty racist
don't you think
"geo-politically incorrect"---the U.S. is the land of euphamisms
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Old 03-22-2004, 08:45 AM   #15
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yeah don't give a damn about australia, we get to keep all the goodies to ourselves. isn't that right beav?
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