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Old 08-15-2005, 07:56 PM   #1
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Default Funny new laws in Louisiana

Today 238 new ways to get busted went into effect. While all them are serious, they are going to seem funy to outsiders.

1) The new crime of "theft of crawfish" comes into existence. If the value of the crawfish stolen is less than $100, the perpetrator can be fined up to $500 and spend six months in jail; if the crawfish is worth more than $500, the penalty is up to 10 years in prison and a $3,000 fine.

2) i didn't know you couldn't do this before :You can videotape your will, as long as you are sworn in by a qualified person.

3) A duplicate driver's license must be accepted by the seller of alcoholic beverages. [As if they card here anyway]


As soon as i find the rest of them i'll post the funnies
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Old 08-15-2005, 10:10 PM   #2
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Some funny ones there already!

I might be coming past you the week of 5-11 Sept, I'll PM you if I do and we can go steal some fish for an hour or something
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Old 08-15-2005, 10:17 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by TransAm2001
Some funny ones there already!

I might be coming past you the week of 5-11 Sept, I'll PM you if I do and we can go steal some fish for an hour or something
Sweet dude, sounds like a plan
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