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Old 10-07-2006, 07:21 PM   #1
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Geography Of A Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:48 PM   #2
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haha

i will feck africa .. thankyou

good one TgNL
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Old 10-07-2006, 10:09 PM   #3
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Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now un-patrolled.


Yeah, only Africa is worth fucking.
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Old 10-07-2006, 10:14 PM   #4
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I will take africa or america thank you
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Old 10-07-2006, 10:35 PM   #5
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I'm fucking Africa. Shit! I just remembered the percentage of HIV in there.
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Old 10-07-2006, 11:01 PM   #6
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After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
thats incorrect

After 70 - a woman may as well be on Pluto, but that isn't a planet anymore.... and IMO, i concider all the women over 30 there as well
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