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Old 06-09-2003, 02:36 PM   #1
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Default A Funny thanks to our friend Leinad111

Only a Bug
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A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about
his
deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and
slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car
window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter.
The
little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a
sudden
the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a
moment,
then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck
was
that?" Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual
at
such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug,
honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face and after a
few
minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"



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Old 06-09-2003, 02:47 PM   #2
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LMAO thats great
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:17 PM   #3
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HAHAHAHA!! there is an hidden message there. Little kids know more than we think.
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Old 06-10-2003, 03:06 AM   #4
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lol good one
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Old 06-10-2003, 03:06 AM   #5
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lol good one
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Old 06-12-2003, 02:53 AM   #6
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Funny one
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