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Old 06-24-2006, 03:16 PM   #1
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Default The Gentleman's Club



To the gentlemans club. Where we talk about manly things and talk down on women.


Same Rules Apply as those in golf:


Gentlemen
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Ladies
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:18 PM   #2
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sooo about whacking them golf balls.......
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:20 PM   #3
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So -

Right now I'm drinking a 2003 Pinot Noir (very tasty Australian) and lamenting over how I can get into this girls pants once and for all -- It's a battle that's raged on for a few years given her bf and her's 7 year relationship - But, there's always been something between us - And I've decided that I'm going to stop respecting others 7 year relationships and do as I wish ... Harsh maybe, but if I'm elegant about it I think I might be able to pull it off.

What are you guys up to?
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:23 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by SilviaEvo
sooo about whacking them golf balls.......
Hello old chap - grab a cigar and cognac and pull up a chair old man
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:25 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by blinkmeat
So -

Right now I'm drinking a 2003 Pinot Noir (very tasty Australian) and lamenting over how I can get into this girls pants once and for all -- It's a battle that's raged on for a few years given her bf and her's 7 year relationship - But, there's always been something between us - And I've decided that I'm going to stop respecting others 7 year relationships and do as I wish ... Harsh maybe, but if I'm elegant about it I think I might be able to pull it off.

What are you guys up to?
i say to the pants! to the pants! right-oh chap. i'm thinking it can be done and it should be done as 7 years wait is a long time
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:26 PM   #6
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Methinks blink has got a taste for spamming
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:28 PM   #7
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My thoughts exactly my good man - Woman need to be the followers again for they don't know what's good for them anyway, being the lesser of the species - Wish me luck for I shall need it.

Now about Golf ...
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:30 PM   #8
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Methinks blink has got a taste for spamming
Hello old man -- I was thinking we may need "Gentleman's names" as in The Duke of - The Earl of - King (Whatever) etc.

Any thoughts on this one?
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Old 06-24-2006, 04:11 PM   #9
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Methinks blink has got a taste for spamming
Hello old man -- I was thinking we may need "Gentleman's names" as in The Duke of - The Earl of - King (Whatever) etc.

Any thoughts on this one?
We need to use place names such as The Earl Of Manchester (*that is me from now on) 8)

Perhaps, may i suggest for one of the whores who frequent this arena, The Earl Of Spamchester? Any takers on this title? Dani? Arman? You, perchance?
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Old 06-24-2006, 04:17 PM   #10
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That will Work No.1 - The Earl of Manchester
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Old 06-24-2006, 04:27 PM   #11
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That will Work No.1 - The Earl of Manchester
West Coast, gangsta!






















ops: I mean spiffing old chap :good:
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Old 06-24-2006, 04:30 PM   #12
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Blaze up old chap

I formally declare myself: The Count of Toronto
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Old 06-24-2006, 04:37 PM   #13
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I guess i'll be responding to Duke of Zed

Blink, old bean, all i can suggest is watch your back should this bird change her mind!
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Old 06-24-2006, 04:46 PM   #14
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Chaps - do sig your "Club" name -- He's a cop Zed - I am not scared ... however i do need a quick-action-plan ... must implement that - I choose to be an e-guinnaepig too , and will keep the Gentleman updated 8)
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Old 06-24-2006, 04:48 PM   #15
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Hey dirty old peeps ... whats cookin below yo ass holmes!

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