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Old 10-17-2003, 11:57 PM   #1
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Default Ole and Inga!

Ole and Inga!

Ole took Inga home with him and took off his shirt. Inga says, "Ole, dat's some chest you have dare."

Ole says, "Inga, dat's a 170 pounds of dynamite."

Next he took off his pants. Inga says, "Ole dat's nice calves you have dare."

Ole says, " Inga dat's a 170 pounds of dynamite."

Ole quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants and Inga screamed and ran out the door. Ole put his clothes back on and ran after her. Catching her, Ole said, "Inga, viy did you run out like dat?"

Inga said, "Vit all dat dynamite around, I taught it vas going to explode ven I saw how short da fuse vas!"
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Old 11-16-2003, 02:57 PM   #2
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That's a low blow, she could always blow it up,
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