CIA, ATF and KGB
So these three elite intelligence groups decided to have a competition to see who was the best of the best. They released a rabbit into the woods and agreed that whoever finds it wins.
The CIA went in first. They set up high tech cameras on just about all the trees, used infrared equipment, satellite imaging, the works... but no rabbit. They said the rabbit was never in the woods.
The ATF went in next. They rolled in Waco-style, burned the whole place down, shot everything up, etc, but no rabbit. They said the rabbit never existed.
Finally, the KGB goes in. After a few minutes they come out of the woods dragging and beating the hell out of a huge-ass bear. "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'm a Fucking RABBIT!!!!" was all the bear kept saying.
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