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05-21-2004, 06:46 PM
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World-wide survey was conducted by the UN
Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was... : "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because...:
In Africa they didn't know what "food" means.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" means.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" means.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" means.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" means.
In South America they didn't know what "please" means.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" means.
Its not true, its just a political joke so if it offends you in anyway please forgive me.
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05-21-2004, 08:33 PM
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I found it quite funny!
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05-21-2004, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
 no thats pretty funny, and as it picks on the whole world at once I dont see that anyone could find it offensive unless they are some kind of zealot  |
I think that RC45 may get a bit upset (based on recent posts). 
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05-21-2004, 10:46 PM
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omg, im offended that you said sorry for the offence
jk, i enjoyed it too 
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06-06-2004, 03:51 PM
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lol
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06-06-2004, 04:01 PM
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Haha thats good. I just don't like the sense of pollitical correctness that everyone feels obliged to say after a joke :x
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06-06-2004, 05:05 PM
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Hahahahhahahahaha, this one is a keeper, thanks
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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06-06-2004, 06:06 PM
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hah very clever and kinda funny
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06-06-2004, 06:15 PM
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lol, that was a good one. And dan V6, thats a crazy pic in ur sig!
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06-15-2004, 05:11 AM
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very good.
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06-15-2004, 07:58 AM
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good one
especially about the states
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