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06-10-2004, 04:18 AM
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short jokes
* What makes 30 cm (12 inches) and is white?
Answer: Nothing, everyone knows that if that made 30 cm, it's black
* How did the captain Hook die?
Answer: By scraping its balls.
* What is the common point between a woman and a hurricane?
Answer: When that comes, it's hot and wet. When that go away, it's with your house and your car.
* What is the difference between a macho's tie and a tail of cow?
Answer: The tail of cow completely hides the asshole which is behind.
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06-10-2004, 04:51 AM
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^^^^^^âhahahahahaha thanks, the third one almost made me cry 
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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06-10-2004, 05:00 AM
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Indeed, short but nice 
Especially the third one 
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06-10-2004, 06:09 AM
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lmao ......
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06-12-2004, 04:26 PM
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the first one is pretty funny
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06-12-2004, 05:30 PM
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Hahaha
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06-13-2004, 12:44 AM
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good jokes
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