McDonalds Job Application

[he7lius]

Mc Donalds Job Application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

[PATo355]

hahahaha , LOL , very good one , btw after this , everybody should post the hourlyt salary of a mcd employee in their country , here it is 0.6 euros per hour

[stracing]

thats worse than paying peanuts

i dont know what it is in aust. maybe arooun $13hr for under 18. over 18 a bit more. thats why you see a lot more kiddies behind the counter

[PATo355]

Originally Posted by stracing thats worse than paying peanuts i dont know what it is in aust. maybe arooun $13hr for under 18. over 18 a bit more. thats why you see a lot more kiddies behind the counter

13 per hour is a lot , with that kind of money ( 2000 dollars monthly aprox ) you are upper class in my country

[stracing]

yea thats in aussie dollar

but don't forget tax is high and just about everything else is expensive

[dingo]

I doubt you'd get $13/hr, I have a friend who is 20 and he works at Hungry Jacks (a fast-food store) and he only makes about $8/hr and hes been working there for a few years now. It may be different in Sydney though, since the cost of living is higher.

[he7lius]

Well in the UK i think they pay £3.75 - £4.50.
Very bad i think. And from what i know, if you are working, and after a while the is nothing to do they tell you to go home and try to play as less as possible.

[Ghostbat]

Funny but like 10 years old.

[jon_s]

LOL, I might send in an application myself!

[saadie]

too bad kids dont work ere ... or i'd have applied ..... i can still do it in pizza hut though ..... 8)

tht guy prolly saw this \/



lol