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Old 02-18-2007, 01:06 PM   #31
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ok someone please check why this is happening?
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Old 02-18-2007, 01:43 PM   #32
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wtf are you doing? just edit your posts...

this little box here says "Quick Reply" everytime you click submit you send a new message.

this is really irritating :shock:


and now to Mrs Britney, well what an improvement!
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Old 02-18-2007, 03:34 PM   #33
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she looks like she was crying while she shave her hair!
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Old 02-18-2007, 03:49 PM   #34
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Anybody remember Band Of Brothers 2.

They are in Eindhoven and then in the town they are shaving the heads of the women that slept with the germans.

Thats what she did, slept with a German
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Old 02-18-2007, 05:59 PM   #35
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I feel bad for her, she must be pretty f***ed up to do something like that...
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Old 02-18-2007, 09:42 PM   #36
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Child support is manditory, its not something you can walk away from. The parent who does not have custody will be required to pay it. (Britney was paying K-feds child support from his former girlfriend) If K-fed gets custody the court could award probably $300,000 a month for child support and Britney would be required to pay it. In Texas with two kids it is 30% of your gross monthly income, before taxes, which is usually about 50% of take home pay.

If I was her parents I would be trying to get custody of the kids before K-fed.

Britney is crazy, she is also in danger of loosing her freedom, as her parents could also get her involentarily committed before she hurts herself. They would also be appointed as guardians of all her money.

The more money you have the more you have to be careful, just ask Anna Nicole.
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Old 02-19-2007, 04:13 PM   #37
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Who gives a fuck?

By replying to this thread you just help her make money.
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Old 02-19-2007, 04:34 PM   #38
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Originally Posted by Ghostbat
Hair or no hair, she's still ugly.







Amen to that, she only looked good at the start of her career, after that, it was all downhill, she reminds me in some ways of Michael Jackson's life.
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damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar
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Old 02-19-2007, 04:44 PM   #39
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I think she's trying to disguise herself as Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta.
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Old 02-19-2007, 04:52 PM   #40
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^^^Atleast Natalie still looked cute when she did it.
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:12 PM   #41
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
^^^Atleast Natalie still looked cute when she did it.
So true, so true...

And I agree on the Michael Jackson comment. She's not a good singer, and the wow and fans factor she had at the beggining of her career is already looking for new idols. She has realized of that, and now she's looking desperately - and at any price - those precious 2 minutes on TV. That's why she's partying with Paris, shaving her head... wonder what will be next :roll:
don't forget that she was showing off "herself" while partying with paris
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:13 PM   #42
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she reminds me in some ways of Michael Jackson's life.
Well at least she hasn't fiddled with any young children.
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:20 PM   #43
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Originally Posted by ViperASR
Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
^^^Atleast Natalie still looked cute when she did it.
So true, so true...

And I agree on the Michael Jackson comment. She's not a good singer, and the wow and fans factor she had at the beggining of her career is already looking for new idols. She has realized of that, and now she's looking desperately - and at any price - those precious 2 minutes on TV. That's why she's partying with Paris, shaving her head... wonder what will be next :roll:
don't forget that she was showing off "herself" while partying with paris
Only because she's desperate it seems now... :roll:

LOL Mattk!
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Old 02-20-2007, 02:25 AM   #44
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she has finally happened to herself . . .
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Old 02-20-2007, 02:42 PM   #45
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Originally Posted by Mattk
she reminds me in some ways of Michael Jackson's life.
Well at least she hasn't fiddled with any young children.
Wait and see...

I'd still hit it
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