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Old 03-08-2005, 10:35 PM   #1
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Default What's the name of your willy?

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your willy.
Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It
really Satisfies.' "
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy
asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on
tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says,
"So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because" Quality
is Job One"
"Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!" And
gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy
is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
WOMAN!!!!!!!
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Old 03-08-2005, 10:48 PM   #2
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reading the title of this i thought it was another horrible thread digging for too much info
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Old 03-08-2005, 11:00 PM   #3
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^^exactly what i thought!
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Old 03-08-2005, 11:02 PM   #4
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^ likewise. But why did we click on the title if we suspected that is what it was? ops:
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Originally Posted by TransAm2001
^ likewise. But why did we click on the title if we suspected that is what it was? ops:
To break out the flame thrower
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Old 03-09-2005, 12:07 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by ZfrkS62
Originally Posted by TransAm2001
^ likewise. But why did we click on the title if we suspected that is what it was? ops:
To break out the flame thrower
to expose those that do? funniest name for a willy would be Henry Wadsworth Longfellow actually that is the name of a real guy love the Longfellow part really original
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