more stupid pathetic jokes
A gay man walks into the doctors office and is shown to an examination room. He takes off his clothes and waits for the examination. When the doctor walks in he starts the exam and notices a Nicoderm patch at the end of his penis. The doctor says, "Hmmm, that's interesting. Does it work?"
The gay man answers.. "Sure does. I haven't had a butt in 3 weeks!"
- YUCK!!! :S:S:
*BEWARE OF THE NEXT JOKES STUPIDITY*
A bloke goes to see his doctor in quite a frantic state "Doc, you have to help me, my dicks gone orange"
After examining the patient's appendage, the doctor discovered that it was in fact a bright orange colour. This is very strange indeed, perhaps it has something to do with stress" thought the doctor. "Are you experiencing stress at work?"
"Well I was fired a month ago" he replied.
"That must be the reason" stated the Doctor.
"But I hated my old job. I had to work 20 hrs overtime each week with no extra pay, I had little responsibility and my boss was a real jerk. Now I have a new job with a great boss, I can work my own hours and I get paid twice as much."
"Well that can't be it" thought the Doctor. "What about your personal life?"
"My wife and I were divorced about 6 weeks ago" he replied.
"Well that must be the reason for your illness"
"But she was a real bitch. All we did was fight and she was constantly nagging me. Life's much better without her" he exclaimed.
"Well maybe it's your hectic social life then"
"It can't be, most nights I just sit at home watching pornos and eating twisties"
*even more stupidity!!!*
One day a little cat was walking through the park when he came across a pond. He peered into the pond and noticed that at the bottom of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage.
The cat was feeling quite peckish so as the water wasn't that deep he reached in with his little paw and hooked the sausage out and ate it.
The next day the cat was walking through the park again and he peered into the pond again there was another sausage but this time it was a normal sized one... so the cat reached in but this time he had to put his whole arm into the pond. The cat hooked the sausage out and ate it.
The next day the cat looked into the pond and found an enormous Cumberland sausage at the bottom of the pond - it looked so delicious but it was so deep that he had to really stretch to get it, then SPLOSH - he fell in.
The moral of the story is....The bigger the sausage - the wetter the pussy
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