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Old 02-25-2007, 03:51 AM   #31
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I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease.
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Old 02-25-2007, 04:08 AM   #32
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^^^ so my secret is I live on the other side of the earth shaking by fear
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Old 02-25-2007, 04:27 AM   #33
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I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease.
Are you Chuck Norris?
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Old 02-25-2007, 06:44 AM   #34
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Originally Posted by Mattk
I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease.
Are you The Karate Kid but with like more cool?
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Old 02-25-2007, 08:48 AM   #35
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i enjoy the occasional "gilmore girls" episode
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Old 02-25-2007, 08:56 AM   #36
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holy shit this section is getting more bizarre everyday :shock:
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Old 02-25-2007, 09:02 AM   #37
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My secret? I have a real nice shampoo. 0X
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Old 02-25-2007, 10:41 AM   #38
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Originally Posted by Minacious
I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease.



Muay-Thai expert here, I will destroy your legs then I will finish you off with a spinning back fist 8)
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damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar
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Old 02-25-2007, 10:42 AM   #39
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Ok ok, my secret is, that I am not a real gay, just a wannabe
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damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar
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Old 02-25-2007, 10:42 AM   #40
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
Originally Posted by Minacious
I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease.



Muay-Thai expert here, I will destroy your legs then I will finish you off with a spinning back fist 8)
Seriously. How the fuck can you let the back of your fist spin? It's just physically impossible!
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Old 02-25-2007, 10:43 AM   #41
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
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Originally Posted by Minacious
I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease.



Muay-Thai expert here, I will destroy your legs then I will finish you off with a spinning back fist 8)
Seriously. How the fuck can you let the back of your fist spin? It's just physically impossible!


Dude, are you serious?
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damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar
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Old 02-25-2007, 10:46 AM   #42
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Well, you're not telling me that it is possible.
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Old 02-25-2007, 10:54 AM   #43
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Well, you're not telling me that it is possible.

When you rotate your body 360 degrees(clock wise with your right hand), with your arm extended, and you land your fist(back of your fist) to your opponents face, he's out and dreaming.
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Old 02-25-2007, 10:59 AM   #44
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Ah like that But you'd have to do that amazingly fast then, not? Elseway you might just be pushed over while you're making that turn
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Old 02-25-2007, 11:04 AM   #45
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Ah like that But you'd have to do that amazingly fast then, not? Elseway you might just be pushed over while you're making that turn

Yes of course, all about speed and setting up your opponent to drop his guard, so you can hit his temple or jaw. And also the stance of your feet, so when you make contact the impact will be bonecrushing.


In a streetfight it is very handy, but dangerous of course if the guy doesn't stand up again. You can use the element of suprise, nobody will expect it.
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