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01-22-2007, 06:07 AM
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LOL so you've got slutty girlfriends? 
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01-22-2007, 06:15 AM
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No, not girlfriends, just normal ones (i'm not that lucky), and they're not sluts! They just act strange when drunk.
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01-22-2007, 06:19 AM
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Cold Lager Beer in summer
Ale in Winter.
Scotch and ginger later on.
Tequila to get fucked.
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01-22-2007, 06:23 AM
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I know girls who take tequila shots and then literally, get fucked afterwards. All consensual of course, and I was involved in any of this....
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01-22-2007, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattk
No, not girlfriends, just normal ones (i'm not that lucky), and they're not sluts! They just act strange when drunk.
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Acting strange, ah yes that's something completely different It's fun watching those girls get wasted, but it's anoying when they come riding up to you, knowing that they're about to throw up
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01-22-2007, 06:29 AM
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Drunken girls, if you sleep with them they might not remember consentingthe night before. Best to make sure that you are more drunk than the girls.
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01-22-2007, 07:49 AM
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^You could just not tell them about it.
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01-22-2007, 08:55 AM
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^ LOL yes that'd be the best solution for all
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01-22-2007, 08:59 AM
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How do you explain the 'map of africa' on the bed sheets?
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01-22-2007, 09:01 AM
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^ Tell her that a midget was wanking in your bed, and silently left?
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01-22-2007, 10:47 AM
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Left over from the slightly better party the night before?
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01-22-2007, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
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Originally Posted by Mattk
No, not girlfriends, just normal ones (i'm not that lucky), and they're not sluts! They just act strange when drunk.
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Acting strange, ah yes that's something completely different It's fun watching those girls get wasted, but it's anoying when they come riding up to you, knowing that they're about to throw up |
Yep that is true..
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01-22-2007, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Ronin005
you name it I drink it, enough said!!
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Ammonia, battery acid, urine? 
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01-22-2007, 11:42 AM
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^ LOL, it's always nasty to say 'name it, I'll do it, inhere ronin
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01-22-2007, 02:12 PM
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If you like Guiness and Bailey's, try an Irish Car Bomb.
Pour a half pint of Guiness, then make a shot of half baileys and half whiskey (preferably Jameson Irish Whiskey).
Drop the shot into the glass of Guiness and chug. Drink it quick or else it will start to curdle and get all nasty.
Tastes just like a chocolate milkshake
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