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Old 01-16-2007, 12:49 AM   #16
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Originally Posted by bmagni
get a life... you're pathetic

Says a man who is 43% gay!
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:50 AM   #17
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Originally Posted by Paul Fucking Walker
Originally Posted by bmagni
get a life... you're pathetic

Says a man who is 43% gay!
Look who's talking? who was it that worships your man pubes? Curious how the pipes are starting to slow down already
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:52 AM   #18
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Originally Posted by Paul Fucking Walker
Originally Posted by bmagni
get a life... you're pathetic

Says a man who is 43% gay!
your mother didn't seem to mind
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:52 AM   #19
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Originally Posted by bmagni
Originally Posted by Paul Fucking Walker
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get a life... you're pathetic

Says a man who is 43% gay!
your mother didn't seem to mind
My mother doesnt like Mexicans.
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:53 AM   #20
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Originally Posted by Paul Fucking Walker
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
I believe the man sphere will solve all problems. If we all get together and solve, It will work, You can fist me too Paul Fucking Walker! Vin, you man thing you! I'm ceral
Chuck if your ass is anything like your face (hair wise) you can forget it.
My ass is more chisled then my face, and I challenge you to find a woman who prefers shaven asses, to a well maintained buttocks full of my fur; go ahead, make my day.
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:54 AM   #21
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Originally Posted by bmw06m6
What the hell is going on? Who are these morons?
You must be the Village Idiot.
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:54 AM   #22
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Originally Posted by bmagni
Originally Posted by Paul Fucking Walker
Originally Posted by bmagni
get a life... you're pathetic

Says a man who is 43% gay!
your mother didn't seem to mind
that wasn't his mother, it was your dad!
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:55 AM   #23
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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
My ass is more chisled then my face, and I challenge you to find a woman who prefers shaven asses, to a well maintained buttocks full of my fur; go ahead, make my day.
Chuck, women like faces rugged and asses smooth.

How are the going to go down on you with all that hair?
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:55 AM   #24
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Originally Posted by Paul Fucking Walker
Originally Posted by bmagni
Originally Posted by Paul Fucking Walker
Originally Posted by bmagni
get a life... you're pathetic

Says a man who is 43% gay!
your mother didn't seem to mind
My mother doesnt like Mexicans.
depends on what kind of Mexicans, so she says...
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:55 AM   #25
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Originally Posted by vin diesel
Originally Posted by bmagni
Originally Posted by Paul Fucking Walker
Originally Posted by bmagni
get a life... you're pathetic

Says a man who is 43% gay!
your mother didn't seem to mind
that wasn't his mother, it was your dad!
They didn't ask, I didn't tell; what do you think the subliminal message in "Delta Force" really was? yeah, we were all experimental fags in college mang
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:56 AM   #26
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Originally Posted by bmagni

depends on what kind of Mexicans, so she says...
You all the same, dirty and short. She likes tall and handsome.
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:57 AM   #27
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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

They didn't ask, I didn't tell; what do you think the subliminal message in "Delta Force" really was? yeah, we were all experimental fags in college mang
My rugged good looks keep me immune from homesecsuality.
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:00 AM   #28
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I eat lots of tomatoes, they are good for your eyes. Too bad you won't see my roundhouse kick to the head!
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:02 AM   #29
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I eat lots of tomatoes, they are good for your eyes. Too bad you won't see my roundhouse kick to the head!
Tomatos on .
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:04 AM   #30
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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
I eat lots of tomatoes, they are good for your eyes. Too bad you won't see my roundhouse kick to the head!
Tomatos on .
I eat shit like you for breakfast, and I'm old as fuck!
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