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Old 11-19-2006, 11:05 AM   #16
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^^
that is the x-factor.... the chemistry between people... and that doesn't usually happen just by meeting somebody and talking for a while... to me, that can only be found during a few dates
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Old 11-19-2006, 04:47 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
I've met 'my perfect girl'. We've become really good friends. She has a boyfriend. He is gay. She doesn't know it.

ROFLMAO
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:09 PM   #18
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^^ LOL!
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:16 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
I've met 'my perfect girl'. We've become really good friends. She has a boyfriend. He is gay. She doesn't know it.

lol and right there and then you know its not your lucky life

this girl ive been in love with for awhile is probably body 8, face 8 (both are influenced by my feelings for her though, like arman said you can see so much beauty in a person you love, wouldve been 7+ at first), personality 10^999 or close to that, i seriously cant think of anything negative without having to nitpick... i might not be able to say definitely she's perfect for me untill im 80, but i cant imagine any girl who'd be better for me... sad thing, she sees me as a very good friend only so not my lucky life either im afraid...
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:24 PM   #20
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
I've met 'my perfect girl'. We've become really good friends. She has a boyfriend. He is gay. She doesn't know it.

Dani its your chance of a life! Go tell her "he's fucking ghey!" and she's yours jk
"He" will ruin her life anyway(proably) if she will want to live with "him" anyways hoping that "he" will change... and she is not what "he" wants
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:55 PM   #21
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you might wanna have a chat with him about how fair it is for a gay guy to have an affair with a girl?
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:56 PM   #22
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
I've met 'my perfect girl'. We've become really good friends. She has a boyfriend. He is gay. She doesn't know it.

Wear really tight pants everywhere you go and make sure to keep repeating "Hey, _____ you're really making me uncomfortable."

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Old 11-19-2006, 06:01 PM   #23
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Old 11-19-2006, 06:46 PM   #24
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lol well maybe they / 1 of them doesnt wanna have sex before marriage? they still exist you know
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Old 11-19-2006, 06:52 PM   #25
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Originally Posted by gucom
lol well maybe they / 1 of them doesnt wanna have sex before marriage? they still exist you know
Thats true but come on..
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Old 11-19-2006, 07:12 PM   #26
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lol i'd say gay would be quite a bit worse... at least she'll be having kids/sex some day with a strictly religious guy imagine if the gay guy would only want anal sex
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Old 11-19-2006, 07:19 PM   #27
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She has a boyfriend. He is gay. She doesn't know it.
Hahaha!

What I think the problem is is the definition of "perfect". You can use nthfinity's rating system and get a girl who is absolutely perfect, yet she would never be perfect for you, because you just don't see her that way. Perfection is subjective and idiosyncratic.
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Old 11-20-2006, 09:18 AM   #28
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idio what?
anyway you're spot on, couple of years ago i met this girl with LOADS of model potential, 1 of the hottest girls ive ever seen, really nice girl also, but i was in no way attracted to her...
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Old 11-20-2006, 09:33 PM   #29
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Originally Posted by gucom
idio what?
anyway you're spot on, couple of years ago i met this girl with LOADS of model potential, 1 of the hottest girls ive ever seen, really nice girl also, but i was in no way attracted to her...
hot is only part of the scale, and you guys keep forgetting about the X factor... the chemistiry you discover once you go out (or fail to discover)
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Old 11-20-2006, 09:54 PM   #30
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^Hey, you only asked if we've met the perfect girl, not if we've gone out with the perfect girl. You're not going to ask them out if there's no spark when you meet. Well, I don't do that.
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