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Old 08-14-2005, 05:17 AM   #16
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paml83... pms would have been more like it... this things a b i t c h
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Old 08-14-2005, 05:31 AM   #17
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paml83 there is something I want to ask you:

1. Are you hot (as in sexy)?

2. Are you ready for children?

Thanks in advance honey.
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Old 08-14-2005, 06:29 AM   #18
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Originally Posted by dingo
paml83 there is something I want to ask you:

1. Are you hot (as in sexy)?

2. Are you ready for children?

Thanks in advance honey.
I googled a bit and found her



I knew she was hot :roll:
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Old 08-14-2005, 06:39 AM   #19
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Thanks mate, I am booking my flight to Abidjan right now - she is irresistable!!!!
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Old 08-14-2005, 06:54 AM   #20
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Originally Posted by dingo
Thanks mate, I am booking my flight to Abidjan right now - she is irresistable!!!!
It's a race then!
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Old 08-14-2005, 07:24 AM   #21
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lmfao ....
thast a photoshop right ...
i cant imagine anyone that ugly :roll:
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Old 08-14-2005, 08:40 AM   #22
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Dear Sir,

Are you mentally challenged ? displaying a picture of your girlfriend and then claiming it is me without even bothering to change the filename is not so very clever.

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.


p.s is every here daft as I still have not recieved any email communication expressing an interest in collecting 10% of my late fathers fortune.
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Old 08-14-2005, 08:47 AM   #23
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Originally Posted by paml83


p.s is every here daft as I still have not recieved any email communication expressing an interest in collecting 10% of my late fathers fortune.
I want YOU......not your money! If your only half as hot as komotars girlfriend then you are for me.
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Old 08-14-2005, 10:10 AM   #24
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Originally Posted by paml83
Dear Sir,

Are you mentally challenged ? displaying a picture of your girlfriend and then claiming it is me without even bothering to change the filename is not so very clever.

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.


p.s is every here daft as I still have not recieved any email communication expressing an interest in collecting 10% of my late fathers fortune.

You got me ops:

I'll soon be posting her HOT pics in the Ultimat girlfriend topic
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Old 08-14-2005, 03:18 PM   #25
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Originally Posted by saadie
lmfao ....
thast a photoshop right ...
i cant imagine anyone that ugly :roll:
no PS... hard to believe...
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Old 08-14-2005, 08:04 PM   #26
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Dear Saadie,

perhaps if you left the confines of your pit for more time than it takes to go to the toilet (you do leave the room for that surely ?) then you would actually meet some real women instead of just the airbrushed *supermodels* that can be found on any free pron site, and maybe then you'd realise that real people come in all shapes and sizes.

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Old 08-14-2005, 09:27 PM   #27
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Originally Posted by komotar
Originally Posted by dingo
paml83 there is something I want to ask you:

1. Are you hot (as in sexy)?

2. Are you ready for children?

Thanks in advance honey.
I googled a bit and found her



I knew she was hot :roll:
:shock:

Mick Jagger's long lost fraeternal twin???
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:49 PM   #28
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I pooped a hammer then shoved it back up my ass claw first cus it is less painful then seeing that picture.
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:51 PM   #29
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Originally Posted by gigdy
I pooped a hammer then shoved it back up my ass claw first cus it is less painful then seeing that picture.
youve got some imagination...
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Old 08-16-2005, 07:30 PM   #30
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Originally Posted by bmagni
Originally Posted by gigdy
I pooped a hammer then shoved it back up my ass claw first cus it is less painful then seeing that picture.
youve got some imagination...
Or twisted fantasy :shock:
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