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Old 07-09-2005, 05:27 PM   #76
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What you said was either too simple for me.
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Old 07-09-2005, 05:37 PM   #77
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Originally Posted by blinkmeat
Madonna and her fake Britishness
Guy Ritchie for allowing her to fuck his career in the ass
And getting him involved in some weird religion/ cult. Best thing i heard is that they only drink some special approved mineral water and even for charity she wouldn't drink the live 8 official brand :roll: Guy Ritchie also wrote to Tony blair suggesting we send it out to Iraq as it supposidely has healing powers :roll: Just what you need when you've been shot :roll: I'll never be able to think of his films in the same way :roll:
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Old 07-09-2005, 05:37 PM   #78
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Umm. . . . . that response was really, really long. . . . . You think you could like rephrase it?
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Old 07-09-2005, 05:38 PM   #79
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Originally Posted by Batgirl
Umm. . . . . that response was really, really long. . . . . You think you could like rephrase it?
Basically he's a wacko and you're a meanie mouthed crotch pheasant bitch whore
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Old 07-09-2005, 05:47 PM   #80
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Originally Posted by AL123
Originally Posted by Batgirl
Umm. . . . . that response was really, really long. . . . . You think you could like rephrase it?
Basically he's a wacko and you're a meanie mouthed crotch pheasant bitch whore
Beautifully put sir!
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Old 07-09-2005, 07:02 PM   #81
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Originally Posted by topgeartom
Originally Posted by AL123
Originally Posted by Batgirl
Umm. . . . . that response was really, really long. . . . . You think you could like rephrase it?
Basically he's a wacko and you're a meanie mouthed crotch pheasant bitch whore
Beautifully put sir!
Thanks to Stewie I think someone has been watching his Family Guy DVDs again
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Old 07-09-2005, 07:02 PM   #82
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Originally Posted by topgeartom
Originally Posted by AL123
Originally Posted by Batgirl
Umm. . . . . that response was really, really long. . . . . You think you could like rephrase it?
Basically he's a wacko and you're a meanie mouthed crotch pheasant bitch whore
Beautifully put sir!
Thanks to Stewie I think someone has been watching his Family Guy DVDs again
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Old 07-09-2005, 07:08 PM   #83
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Originally Posted by ZfrkS62
Originally Posted by topgeartom
Originally Posted by AL123
Originally Posted by Batgirl
Umm. . . . . that response was really, really long. . . . . You think you could like rephrase it?
Basically he's a wacko and you're a meanie mouthed crotch pheasant bitch whore
Beautifully put sir!
Thanks to Stewie I think someone has been watching his Family Guy DVDs again
LOL yeh got the boxset from my bro for me Bday
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Old 07-10-2005, 06:34 PM   #84
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Originally Posted by ZfrkS62
matt groening
That's blasphemy! :badwords: You take that back!!
the world wouldnt be the same withlout the simpsons...
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Old 07-10-2005, 07:50 PM   #85
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Originally Posted by bmagni
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matt groening
That's blasphemy! :badwords: You take that back!!
the world wouldnt be the same withlout the simpsons...
you're right. we wouldn't have a half hour or more of hilarity every night if the Simpons hadn't been created. In that sense, Matt should have been mentioned in a "people the world COULDN"T go without"
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Old 07-10-2005, 07:50 PM   #86
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Originally Posted by AL123
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Originally Posted by topgeartom
Originally Posted by AL123
Originally Posted by Batgirl
Umm. . . . . that response was really, really long. . . . . You think you could like rephrase it?
Basically he's a wacko and you're a meanie mouthed crotch pheasant bitch whore
Beautifully put sir!
Thanks to Stewie I think someone has been watching his Family Guy DVDs again
LOL yeh got the boxset from my bro for me Bday
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Old 07-27-2005, 07:24 PM   #87
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Chris: I don't want to get rid of my pimple, I like him. He's my friend. His name is Doug.
Brian: I just wish I didn't have to look at it.
Chris: Well, we have to look at your ANUS all day!
Stewie:Thank you!
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Old 08-21-2005, 10:56 AM   #88
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aye whats with 'My Chemical Romance' in the list

i think they must have a very big following of try hard emo faggots in the USA would be my guess..

add the rapper 'The Game' and the Formula one boss Bernie eccleston (spelling)!
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Old 08-21-2005, 10:58 AM   #89
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Great list, although some of the 131 I don't think should be in the list, but each to their own, eh?
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