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Old 02-05-2007, 09:36 PM   #16
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But the problem with dollar stores is that most of that shit aint worth the dollar.
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Old 02-05-2007, 09:52 PM   #17
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this guy I know tried to buy some green rubber lizard at the dollar store once...he came up the counter with a buck...but the cashier told him its 1.15 (taxes), he raised a huge scene in the store, lasted about 10 min...busy time too, about how it was false advertisement, seeing as how its a dollar store, yelling how he was getting ripped off for a green lizard...

so yah, its not a dollar...
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Old 02-05-2007, 09:53 PM   #18
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Old 02-05-2007, 09:58 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by Max Power
this guy I know tried to buy some green rubber lizard
sounds like dope
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:05 PM   #20
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this guy I know tried to buy some green rubber lizard at the dollar store once...he came up the counter with a buck...but the cashier told him its 1.15 (taxes), he raised a huge scene in the store, lasted about 10 min...busy time too, about how it was false advertisement, seeing as how its a dollar store, yelling how he was getting ripped off for a green lizard...

so yah, its not a dollar...
Hahahahaha!!!! That's hilarious!!!
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:41 PM   #21
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^^ hey!! don't laugh. During my first visit to the USA, when I was 8 years old, my dad gave me a dollar (cheapstake ). So with my huge amount of money I chose something from the Dollar store. Of course the guy told me that I had to pay taxes. Because my english sucked big time, I didn't understand, so the cashier told me: 1 dollar with fifteen cents!

to end my sad sad story, I only dropped the article back into its place and went with my dad
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Old 02-06-2007, 01:50 AM   #22
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^Well at least you accepted the fact and walked away without causing trouble.
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