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View Poll Results: David Hasselhoff is our greatest role model
Yes, he really is our Great Leader 9 64.29%
No, I'm a retard 5 35.71%
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Old 01-16-2007, 04:18 AM   #1
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Default Drop it like it's Hoff

http://www.dropitlikeitshoff.com/

Hilarious site with awesome pictures




'Geez, I can't help laughing about all those pictures all the time :')
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Old 01-16-2007, 05:08 AM   #2
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http://hoff.mudsplat.com/?file=agZfI...Van~Beethoffen


This on'e my fave most of the others are just crap
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Old 01-16-2007, 05:17 AM   #3
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It's Friday and The Hoff says: "Strike a pose!"
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Old 01-16-2007, 07:01 AM   #4
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LOL!

Don't Hassel with the Hoff
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:02 AM   #5
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David Hasselhoff is cool. Sure, his lifesaving skills may not have been great, but his unconvincing and wrong rescue methods still seem OK.
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:08 AM   #6
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Who wouldn't want to be saved by him?
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:11 AM   #7
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^Oh, of he saved me, I'd be stoked, but even though my advanced lifesaving qualifications have lapsed, I think my skills far exceed his. 8)
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:14 AM   #8
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No that's not true. David Hasselhoff can breathe under water if he's horny. You probably can't.

And did you know that on his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun!
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Old 01-16-2007, 09:03 AM   #9
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David Hasselhoff can breathe under water if he's horny.
How does that help me if I'm drowning? He still doesn't have the skills to utilise his talent.

And did you know that on his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun!
No. And I wouldn't consider them lucky.
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Old 01-16-2007, 09:25 AM   #10
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David Hasselhoff can breathe under water if he's horny
You seem to know a great deal about David. Experience with that have you?
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Old 01-16-2007, 09:52 AM   #11
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They were experimenting with underwater sex. JK
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:41 PM   #12
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I'm just one of his worshippers _O_
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Old 01-16-2007, 07:21 PM   #13
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http://www.dropitlikeitshoff.com/vid...74a318d5#video
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Old 01-16-2007, 09:24 PM   #14
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haha! All funny!
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Old 01-17-2007, 06:20 AM   #15
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Who the f*ck voted No, I'm a retard Well, at least you're honest.
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