Stapled

[BADMIHAI]

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast
around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and
was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still
with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the
toughest students in school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the
window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk
work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them.
This happened several times. When he could do work at his desk,
the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly.
He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class raised
its level of unruliness. Finally, becoming disgusted with the
wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and
stapled the tie to his chest in several places.

Discipline was not a problem from that day forth.

[cho_888]

very good, i havnt heard a joke like that before.

[Vansquish]

Hehehe...I had a teacher who used to smash metersticks over the back of his hands to get our attention. Not too far off

[robruf]

Pretty tough teacher, too bad the kids didn't know his trick, hahaha.