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Old 08-20-2003, 01:58 PM   #1
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me,
so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin Just Fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

Can I come over to your place after while?

Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...


"LISTEN, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
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Old 08-20-2003, 02:06 PM   #2
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HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-20-2003, 08:32 PM   #3
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Waahahaha! Thanks for the joke!
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Old 08-20-2003, 08:47 PM   #4
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LOOOL. Good one.
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Old 08-21-2003, 03:19 AM   #5
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good one!
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Old 09-28-2003, 11:59 PM   #6
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ROTFLMAO
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Old 11-14-2003, 11:12 PM   #7
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Didn't have a clue about the joke until the very end, good one.
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