The best jokes always start out this way :
A Jew an Italian and pollock are having lunch at work one day and the Jewish guy turns around and says " you'll have no idea what i found in my daughters room last night, the Italian says WHAT ? I found Cigarettes and i had no idea she smoked, The Italian says you think thats bad i was going through my daughters drawers last night and i found a bag of marijuana and i had no idea she did drugs, the pollock turns around and says you think thats bad i was looking through my daughters purse and i found condoms, And I had no Idea she had a dick !